How to Cook Frozen Momo – A Survival Guide for the Momo Hangry 🥟🔥
(Because no one should suffer through sad, soggy momos.)
Step 1.
The Great Momo Math ➗
🔢You: “I’ll just cook 10 momos, that’s enough.”
🔢 Your Stomach 5 Minutes Later: “FOOL. YOU THOUGHT.”
Rule of Momo: Always cook 5 extra. Always.
(If you ignore this, you’ll stare at an empty plate wondering where you went wrong in life.)
Step 2.
The Steamer Situation 🍲
✅ If you have a steamer: “Look at you, living in the future!” Proceed like the momo pro you are.
❌ If you don’t have a steamer: “…Why?” But okay, we’ve got a hack for you.
(Or just buy one from us. Your call.)
Step 3.
The Aluminum Foil Hack (For the Steamerless & Desperate) 🛠️
1. Pan + Water – Fill halfway, boil like your patience depends on it.
2. Foil Lid – Cover the pan like you’re hiding snacks from roommates.
3. Fork Attack – Stab tiny holes like you’re venting your life frustrations. (Gentle stabs, though. This isn’t a horror movie.)
4. Grease It Up – Spray oil/butter so momos don’t stick like bad decisions.
(If this sounds like too much work… maybe just get a steamer next time.)
Step 4.
The Momo Placement Ceremony 🎭
🚫 DO NOT STACK THEM. This isn’t Tetris. Crowded momos = sad, soggy mess.
✅ Give them space – Like introverts at a party..
(Respect the momo bubble.)
Step 5.
The Waiting Game (AKA The Hardest 15 Minutes of Your Life) ⏳
🔥 Steam for 15 mins – Check water levels! If it dries out, you’ll have “burnt pan of regret” instead of momos..
(Set a timer. Distract yourself. Stare at the steam. Question your life choices. Normal stuff.)
Step 6.
The Grand Finale – Devour Like a Champion 🏆
🍽️ Serve with achar – Because momos without dip are like WiFi without connection. Pointless.
👨👩👧👦 Optional Sharing – “Look at me being generous!” (But we all know you’ll eat most of them.)
P.S. Troubleshooting Guide 🚨
❓ “I messed up…” → Try again! Momo-making is an art. (Or a survival skill.)
🔥 “Still failed?” → Try again!
🤷 “All else fails?” → Reach out to us. We’ll help.